True, this title may be harsh, but it is partially true. Don't get us wrong as we are avid Disney lovers. We own Disney Scene It, have Disney paraphernalia, and attended Disney on Ice: Princess Wishes just three short weeks ago. But, Disney gives us a false sense of true love. It gives the perception that everyone will meet their prince charming with the simple bat of an eye (let's think back to a little song called "A Whole New World" shall we?). To all members of the Disney Princesses generation, be prepared for a let down in your love life, as Disney has screwed us all up and given us false hope.
Let's start off with the "romantically lovely" story of Aladdin and Jasmine. Aladdin was simply roaming the streets of Agraba when across the crowded marketplace, he spies Jasmine and his breath is taken away as he is instantly in love. Now, if this were real life, Aladdin would be labeled a creepy pervert and would soon be delivered a restraining order. But no, Disney doesn't do reality. Disney has the girl turn out to be a princess and fall in love with him too on a magic carpet ride. Don't lie, you wouldn't get on a carpet with someone you just met, it's like the rule your parents tell you when you're little, "Don't get in the car with a stranger!" They never said anything about a magical flying carpet though now did they? Tricky tricky Disney. So lie number 1) all that it takes for a man to fall in love is a simple bat of the eyelashes. FALSE!
Scenario number two goes a little something like this, Prince Eric is tossed onshore after a shipwreck and is entranced by a lovely lady's voice. Really? A song? That's all it takes? If only we had known this when we were younger, we would have taken singing lessons when we were little instead of bothering with a real education. As we all know now, singing isn't really what gets the guys, or is it and we've been falsely mistaken? Either way, this scenario screws over all of the tone-deaf and rhythmically challenged of the world. Basically Disney says a big "Sucks to be you" to all of these folks. Therefore, lie number 2) all that it takes for a man to fall in love is a beautiful voice. FALSE! (we hope)
More to come in the next blog....
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